Yesterday Alex and I took responsibility for the podcast-set by being the first to see Snakes on a Plane in our timezone. We were there at 9:30 ET, ready to scream our lungs like the bastard children we really are.
Those of you unbelievers, who thought this movie was going to be bad – I don’t know how to tell you this, but Snakes on a Plane was possibly the best scare movie I have seen… ever. I know what you’re thinking – “Julien is not a man prone to hyperbole – this must be serious!” That’s because it is. You know in Bubba Ho-Tep when the mummy is sucking the soul out of the old man’s ass? This movie is better than that.
I never thought a movie like this could actually live up to its hype, but it did. I actually would have spent ten dollars to see this movie and walked out happy. Snakes. On. A. Plane.