Canadian porn: Where is it?

This was seeded to me through a friend who doesn’t want to put it up on his blog. There’s a real market here, people!

Someone has to come up with a market for Canadian porn.

A few suggestions so far for possible films:

  • Little Harem on the Prarie
  • Corner Ass
  • The Littlest Homo
  • BeachCummers
  • This Hour Has 22 Inches

Now we need ideas for:

  • Royal Canadian Air Farce
  • Red Green Show (we were thinking bondage, maybe with duct tape?)
  • Bob and Doug Mackenzie
  • The Passionate Eye

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21 responses to “Canadian porn: Where is it?”

  1. Rob McDougall Avatar

    One word:

    mounties

  2. Linda Avatar

    Lust for Laughs?

  3. Patrick Avatar

    Bande et Compte?
    Vierginie
    The Jizz Festival

  4. hugh Avatar

    -anne of green dildos
    -sunshine sketches of a little minx
    and of course:
    -the skin flute

    canporn2.0 success:
    -tete a cocks

  5. mtl3p Avatar

    damn! that’s awesome. I love you julien 🙂

  6. Boris Avatar

    you know that Montreal is a mecca of north american porn production right?

  7. mir Avatar

    Isn’t The Passionate Eye fine on it’s own? Or should it be “The passionate eye on your booty”

    Or better yet; “Sounds like Canada Getting Off”

    That could be this whole new genre of audio porn, ‘hear it and fill in the blanks’ being the tag-line.

  8. Steven Mansour Avatar

    – “The Nature of My Thing”
    – “Corner Ass”
    – “CBC Boobsroom”

  9. Steven Mansour Avatar

    (ok that last one was maybe a little too generic)

    replace with:

    “Bon Cock, Bad Cock”

  10. Liagiva Avatar
    Liagiva

    Bon Cock, Bad Cock is a (pun intended) stroke of genius and as a CBC fan Sounds Like Canada Getting Off made my day!

  11. hugh Avatar

    Da Vinci’s QuimQuest
    Degrassi Junior Pie
    Polka Cock Whore

    OK, enough from me. signing out.

  12. Jon Avatar

    amazing…

  13. Marko Avatar

    The Kink (or Cock) of Kensingston.

  14. JonasParker Avatar

    Tout le monde en parle (de sa queue énorme)
    Sandie loves Lloyd: CTV Boobs
    E.N.G: Energetic Nut Gobblers (going back a few years)
    W5: White women want white willies
    Un gars, une fille et un strapon
    Cock et belles oreilles
    Mutsumi Unleashed: Putting the nip in Nippon

    All right, I’ll stop. Were some of those too local?

  15. Canadian porn, eh?

    Julien has come up with a great idea. Please join him in coming* up with your own Canadian porn titles. French is, of course, welcome*. I added my own over there, but here’s another: Box Lunch with Jan Dong. A…

  16. anji bee Avatar

    i don’t care about the title, i just want to be sure that julien is starring in it.

    😛

  17. Moses Avatar
    Moses

    SCTV -> SCaTV. Not that I’m into scat.

    Maybe we need “Canadian Heritage Moments” on teevee about the great momements in porn. Or “Hinterlands Who’s Who Hoes.”

  18. fl Avatar
    fl

    Horny Night in Canada with Dawn Cherry
    “He shoots he Scores” ?
    The Queen of Kensington
    Beaver Tails (this one is fine as is)

  19. Jon Avatar

    What about “Bob on Doug Mackenzie”, for the Gay market?

  20. Jon Avatar

    “The Kids in the Ho’s”, maybe?

  21. Jon Avatar

    “You Can’t Screw That On Television”.

    Man, these just write themselves.

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